Stockton ThoughtBox

 I believe that the greatest examples of manipulative rhetoric are the food commercials that portray food as literal perfection when in reality, it's not so pretty.  I would like to single out dominos, and McDonalds in particular.  I feel like when I see a McDonalds commercial, or a dominoes commercial, the fries are perfect, the bun is toasted and fluffy, and the cheese on the pizza is always so damn cheesy.  I know that sounds cheesy, but the reality is that McDonald's buns are actually smashed into a little box, and cheese on dominoes pizza just comes completely off in your first bite.  It's really a big let down.  Then, in 7th grade or so, the truth popped out.  There were videos everywhere of how Mcdonalds made their burgers look so perfect.  The patty was fake, the bun was professionally toasted, and then the icing on the cake was that the whole burger was held up so perfectly by toothpicks. It gave the lettuce tomato, and bun the perfect stack.  Then, there was the D

 I think that I would definitely rather have to dance every time I heard music as opposed to sing every time I heard music.  I feel like personally a lot more people get pissed off when people just start singing all the time...especially if they suck.  I've never heard someone say "why the hell is this guy always dancing all the time?" I feel like dancing is fun and I'm always moving my hips when I hear music anyway.  I also think that dancing all the time would keep me healthy.  Theres lots of cardio, and dancing whenever I heard music sounds like it would keep my joints youthful.  I also think that I'd join dancing with the stars and take the cake as well.  People can hold conversations while dancing and continue to function.  Shakira move over because there's a new guy in town.